Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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