Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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