he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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