well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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