Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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