Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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