Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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