There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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