My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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