my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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