sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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