I must be too annoying 4 u.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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