if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
This gyro tastes like lonliness
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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