An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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