People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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