1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
