So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
