she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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