I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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