They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Less talking, more tequila
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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