the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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