Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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