S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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