Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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