Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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