I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
