Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My penis needs a shock collar
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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