yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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