why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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