Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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