Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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