do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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