Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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