Dual....:-)
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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I can't turn off my feet"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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