I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
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i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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