dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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