there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
