i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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