If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you have to choose: penises or morals?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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