Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
So vagazzling was a success