Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?

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(720): View more from Colorado

i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge

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(541): View more from Oregon

I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.

(1-541): View more from Oregon

Happy Birthday

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(304): View more from West Virginia

i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining

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(562): View more from California

Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on

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(281): View more from Texas

i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

someone just got arrested on campus...

(908): View more from New Jersey

holy fuck look at all that cocaine

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(404): View more from Georgia

So vagazzling was a success

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