Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(989): View more from Michigan

if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text

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(678): View more from Georgia

he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

this weekend will be like the season finale to my life

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(309): View more from Illinois

Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete

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(231): View more from Michigan

I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time

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(718): View more from New York

He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.

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