We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.