I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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