id be glad to
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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