She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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