Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
This house was built for laser tag.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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