there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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