I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried