Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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