her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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