No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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