paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
im on a boat
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