I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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