I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize