fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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