He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Randomize