Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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