so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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