OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I think i got beer on your cat.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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