for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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